ITT you express the most important thing you know

[wufwugy]

Believe in yourself

[rong]

Wuf, have you been drinking alone?

[supa]

Respect is a far to valuable commodity and rarely treated as such.

[Halv]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

[manfredi]

These aren't the most important things, but just some stuff that's been running through my head lately:

1: Half of the truth is a most dangerous lie.

2: Time does not exist as a dimension; it is merely a false perception intrinsic to the observer. In actuality, there is only cause and effect.

3: Many people appear to be living by animal instinct -- their body rules their mind. Ideals and values are adopted as necessary, to aid the satisfaction of animal instinct.

[rong]

If on a major druggy binge, save some green for the end if the night to bring you down gently.

[Monty3038]

Learn to find the g-spot and also how to suck up to the parents.

[BennyLaRue]

Believe in yourself

Whitney Houston here is right.

[pocketfours]

Instead of lying, consider telling the truth.

[triumphant cracker]

always be a first rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate imitation of someone else.

[kingnat]

You can choose to be happy.

[Jack Sawyer]

Try harder!

[swiggidy]

Worrying is like paying a debt you might have never owed

[a500lbgorilla]

A 9 inch penis is not a hindrance on a happy life.

[philly and the phanatics]

hard work and persistence/ perseverance

[bikes]

YouTube - Will Smith - The Pursuit of Happyness


swedes know whats up
YouTube - "The Painter" by I'm from Barcelona

[Ash256]

Life is incomprehensibly short

[spoonitnow]

Women can't drive

[mbiz]

It doesn't matter what strangers think of you

[supa]

A 9 inch penis is not a hindrance on a happy life.

That could depend on the location of said penis and whether or not it yours.

[a500lbgorilla]

It is my 9 inch penis.

It is important that strangers know you have a 9 inch penis.

[pocketfours]

Money can buy happiness.

[Duffryn]

Money can't buy happiness, but it can rent you some.

[Donachello]

In this life there is no greater purpose than becoming the best human being one possibly can.

Also,

go with the flow

[flomo]

My upstairs toilet doesn't flush adequately, shit in the downstairs toilet.

[Ash256]

2: Time does not exist as a dimension; it is merely a false perception intrinsic to the observer. In actuality, there is only cause and effect.

explain

[UG]

be happy

[givememyleg]

you're a god damned unique human being, this is the ONLY time in the entire fucking universe that the atoms lined up in such a way to make you. there will never ever be another you ever. now go out and do what you want before this brief existence comes to an end.

most importantly:



and:

[spoonitnow]

If you don't like the new picture pages for Facebook, you can hit the refresh button while you're looking at a picture and it will take you to the old picture pages.

[boost]

If you don't like the new picture pages for Facebook, you can hit the refresh button while you're looking at a picture and it will take you to the old picture pages.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAHHHHHHHHHH direct linking may recommence.

[spoonitnow]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYEAHHHHHHHHHH direct linking may recommence.

If they change it so it doesn't work anymore, then choose the "download this photo" option or whatever it's called and it gives you a direct link too.

[Donachello]

Spoon is fucking clutch

[kiwiMark]

Instead of lying, consider telling the truth.

this I start to realise/believe/whatever more and more

[Galapogos]

If they change it so it doesn't work anymore, then choose the "download this photo" option or whatever it's called and it gives you a direct link too.

Or you can click on a thumbnail and choose to open it in a new tab.

Or you can remove &theatre from the URL you get when you open a picture and you're back to normal as well.

[rong]

You can always add more salt, but you can't remove it.

[JoeHaw]

You can choose to be happy.

This

[boost]

If you find your self overwhelmed, take a step back, break things down into manageable chunks, and start chipping away at them at a comfortable pace. Not being the first across the finish line isn't all that bad when the alternative is collapsing halfway through the race.

[KoRnholio]

Only facebook wastes more hours than World of Warcraft.

[kmind]

Only facebook wastes more hours than World of Warcraft.

This is pretty good and a good reason I quit.

I like GMML's post a lot.

[rong]

GMMLs post is so good I'm getting it printed on a poster and sticking it up in my downstairs toilet

[spoonitnow]

Spoon is fucking clutch

poty

[Miffed22001]

the biggest selling song in Thailand in 1981 was 'I'm vasectomised'

Now your life will be more worthy.

[bikes]

Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.

[Ragnar4]

YouTube - Entropy fan

[!Luck]

1) your expectations drive your happiness
2) I can't run from who I am (Everywhere you go, there you are)

[rong]

1) your expectations drive your happiness
2) I can't run from who I am (Everywhere you go, there you are)

Running won't do it, you'll always turn up, but murder.......

[boost]

To reach greatness, you must set out for perfection, with the knowledge that you'll never arrive.

[KoRnholio]

Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted.

I like this one best so far.

[kevster]

It's a godless universe.

[kevster]

Also, running on a similar theme to other posts....

We must light our own fires in the darkness.

[oskar]

Never marry for love.

[Penneywize]

mostly borrowed from elsewhere. and, generally speaking, XKCD is fucking pretentious bullshit. comic is gay. oya, everything he said there has so much to do with justifying a retarded post on facebook. fuck you, XKCD.

[Hoopy]

Tell the truth.

Also one of my favorite quotes.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”

Mark Twain

[kiwiMark]

mostly borrowed from elsewhere. and, generally speaking, XKCD is fucking pretentious bullshit. comic is gay. oya, everything he said there has so much to do with justifying a retarded post on facebook. fuck you, XKCD.

your desire to spread your hate for xkcd because he talks about sex sometimes makes you say stuff that makes you look sillier than you are

[Penneywize]

your desire to spread your hate for xkcd because he talks about sex sometimes makes you say stuff that makes you look sillier than you are

gah, I've been exposed!

[givememyleg]

mostly borrowed from elsewhere. and, generally speaking, XKCD is fucking pretentious bullshit. comic is gay. oya, everything he said there has so much to do with justifying a retarded post on facebook. fuck you, XKCD.

[oskar]

go on.

[a500lbgorilla]

mmm go on

[bigred]

oh oh

[mrhappy333]

He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

[surviva316]

if i'm resorting to reading reading threads like Tales of Poker, Staking and Werewolf threads i'm not even a part of, it's likely time to go the fuck to bed

[KoRnholio]

Never marry for love.

I heard this one as "Marry for money, then remarry for love"

He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

He who walks through airport security scanner sideways is going to Bangkok.

[OngBonga]

Don't go to Gambia without yellow fever jabs and malaria tablets.

[givememyleg]

if i'm resorting to reading reading threads like Tales of Poker, Staking and Werewolf threads i'm not even a part of, it's likely time to go the fuck to bed

qfft

[DropTheBanana]

Fish for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable.

[rong]

Fish for sport only, fish meat is practically a vegetable.

Try monkfish, that's one meaty fish!