Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
I thought he was a fake asian?

A) You can only masturbate as a sexual release for the rest of your life
B) You can fuck your choice of any super hot woman but she always has you give you a wicked knee to the balls each time.
B.

Mine:
A) Marry a women of your dreams have kids, for every year the kids age you lose 5 IQ points until you are a cretin.
B) Live for 100 years never coming into physical contact with another person. Cellphones, internet, food, shelter provided.