Neither one of them looks like they could tolerate, much less be interested in, my spontaneous physics lectures, rants, and musings. I don't see either of them enjoying a night at home playing video games and watching Star Trek, either.

All that makeup is a huge turn-off for me, anyway.

That said, between the 2 of 'em, #1 looks more like donkbee, who seems to be a gal I could share some laughs with. So I guess if forced to pick one of them, I go with #1.