Things That Do Not Tilt You

[kingnat]

My kids don't tilt me nearly as much as they could. Especially considering, I am very easy to tilt, I was raised by an severely-micromanaging dad, I am a very interested and involved parent, and well, have you seen children?... holy fuckballs they can be fucking annoying.

One of the results of this is that while I'm (relatively) patient with my kids, I have next to zero patience for other people.

[d0zer]

My kids don't tilt me nearly as much as they could. Especially considering, I am very easy to tilt, I was raised by an severely-micromanaging dad, I am a very interested and involved parent, and well, have you seen children?... holy fuckballs they can be fucking annoying.

One of the results of this is that while I'm (relatively) patient with my kids, I have next to zero patience for other people.

At least yer allocating your limited reserve of patience with correct priority!

[bode]

My kids don't tilt me nearly as much as they could. Especially considering, I am very easy to tilt, I was raised by an severely-micromanaging dad, I am a very interested and involved parent, and well, have you seen children?... holy fuckballs they can be fucking annoying.

One of the results of this is that while I'm (relatively) patient with my kids, I have next to zero patience for other people.

ha ha, so much this. i've never been a particularly patient person, but i have the patience of a saint with my kids. other people not so much.

[Eric]

My kids don't tilt me nearly as much as they could.

Loud kids don't tilt me as much as they tilt other people.

Also, some people like the toilet paper rolling out a certain way (on top vs under). I don't care whether it is one way or the other.