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 Originally Posted by ChrisP
Are you currently married? In the following hysterical post you say that your marital batting average is .333 and that you've been divorced twice. So I'm guessing you are, but thought I'd ask anyway. I couldn't think of another question right off the bat...
http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports...88b_story.html
Also, do you really give people $1.25 if you use their questions in your column? How did you come up with that amount per question?
I think you are one of the funniest, cleverest people around, by the way. Thanks for doing this, man!
Yes, I am currently married, a third and final time. I believe this one is "Till death do us part," even if that means one of us kills the other.
I do pay readers of my newspaper column $1.25 (in cash) when they get a question published at the end of my column. It was just a quirky amount that I liked the sound of, though it means I'm constantly digging into couch cushions looking for quarters.
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