Bad Weather Rant in Spanish

[surviva316]

Donde está la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone, La araña discoteca.

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca.

Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

[dhubermex]

Donde está la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone, La araña discoteca.

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca.

Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

Translation:

Where is the library. My name is T-Bone, the spider nightclub.

Nightclub, doll, the library is in large mustache hairs, the dog, lard.

Lard, mustache hairs, big, small, the head is snow, beer is good. Good day, I like French fries, the goat's mustache hairs are Cameron Diaz.

[surviva316]

I like French fries.

Who said anything about french fries? DON'T PIGEONHOLE ME! Cold potatoes is where it's at.

[dhubermex]

Who said anything about french fries? DON'T PIGEONHOLE ME! Cold potatoes is where it's at.

Right you are!