Favorite IPA?

Originally Posted by bigred

You know what I don't like? These new Belgian IPAs. It's like blue moon (hate) made love to an IPA and the child inherited all the blue moon shitty genes with some hoppy bite to it.

Yes, this is utter bullshit. I fucking HATE HATE HATE when I walk into a bar, and while I'm perusing the taps the idiotic bartender who is used to idiot customers asks "so what kind of beers do you like?" and I respond "I like really hoppy beers" and they say "OHhh, have you tried the Chainbreaker? It's a white IPA!" and then I pick up a bar stool and beat them over the head with it very hard until they stop breathing.

serious drinking is serious.

08-10-2014 11:16 AM #1
bigred View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 15,437 Location Nest of Douchebags	You know what I don't like? These new Belgian IPAs. It's like blue moon (hate) made love to an IPA and the child inherited all the blue moon shitty genes with some hoppy bite to it.
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08-18-2014 09:05 PM #2
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 3,124	Originally Posted by bigred You know what I don't like? These new Belgian IPAs. It's like blue moon (hate) made love to an IPA and the child inherited all the blue moon shitty genes with some hoppy bite to it. Yes, this is utter bullshit. I fucking HATE HATE HATE when I walk into a bar, and while I'm perusing the taps the idiotic bartender who is used to idiot customers asks "so what kind of beers do you like?" and I respond "I like really hoppy beers" and they say "OHhh, have you tried the Chainbreaker? It's a white IPA!" and then I pick up a bar stool and beat them over the head with it very hard until they stop breathing. serious drinking is serious.
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