Two greatest things ever made

[OngBonga]

feel like alcohol should be above poker or women.

I can't even begin to list the things better than alcohol, there's just so much. Women certainly better than alcohol, you fucking queer.

[chemist]

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That second one really makes the sound jump around, quite dizzying.

I can't even begin to list the things better with alcohol, there's just so much.
Women certainly better with alcohol, you fucking queer.

As the stewardess offered the Vicar a drink he curtly replied,
"I would rather have fornication than alcohol".
So the chap sat next to him handed back his whiskey and said to her,
"I'm sorry, I didn't realise there was a choice".