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[a500lbgorilla]

The new lightsabre is retarded. The little dildo beams off to either side won't do shit. If another energy beam were riding down the main shaft of this, it'd slice off the little dips on other side.

Also, it's retarded because you know they had dozens of meetings conceptualizing new lightsabre designs, because they have a checklist of things they have to do for a new sequel/seventhquel and it was a big one. Can't wait to see the new wookies.

[wufwugy]

The new lightsabre is retarded. The little dildo beams off to either side won't do shit. If another energy beam were riding down the main shaft of this, it'd slice off the little dips on other side.

Also, it's retarded because you know they had dozens of meetings conceptualizing new lightsabre designs, because they have a checklist of things they have to do for a new sequel/seventhquel and it was a big one. Can't wait to see the new wookies.

the lightsaber is the only weak part. it shouldnt be a limiting factor though. sorta like in war films the actors walk close together and converse even though in reality they dont