I never cared about all this nonsense. My cousins are my cousins. The x and y factor is for someone else to shit themselves over. I've got more important things to worry about. Like, how much weed I have left, and if I need to leave the house today.

On a related note, one of my cousins suddenly has a fantastic pair of tits. Now I wouldn't fuck her because ew that's just wrong, but I'd certainly consider placing my dick between those tits. At the very least it's nice to think about while engaging in conversation with her about world beers.