Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
I'd choose changing size of an object. I'd get in tight with one of the major parties and run for office. On election day, I would shrink to the size of atoms of some of the red blood cells of people in areas that vote for my opponent so that some of them are just too tired to vote. The marginal effect should be enough to put me over the top. Then I'd do it over and over a few times all the way up to POTUS. After gaining POTUS, I would shrink all other nations' weapons and most important oil/mineral reserves down to the size of atoms. I'd find the best spots to kill some of their leaders (like when they're visiting other countries) by exploding their heads by making many different parts of their heads rapidly expand while others do not. I would shrink their crops and expand their forest fires. I would then rally America for a grand Christian crusade to take over the world in order to save everybody from havoc. Any prominent leaders in America that spoke out against me would simply disappear, due to me shrinking them to atom size. I would begin performing miracles like physically going to the forest fires and raising my hands like Moses and instantly shrinking all the fire to atom size.

I'd get to POTUS first because I'd need the Secret Service to keep me from getting killed. After that I could wreak havoc and begin my miracles. Eventually enough would follow me and other nations would be so decimated that we would create a one world government with me as the divine leader.

Assuming I'm bloodlusted. I couldn't do it in character.
Seemed in character until you forgot to abolish government at the end.

In all seriousness to your question I probably wouldn't try and take over the world. I'd come up with some sort of scheme that resulted in me making some money, much less than you'd think if a person had the power to print money, and then I'd just chill. I think I'd enjoy living that fairly reclusive life as long as I had decent internet.