*** OFFICIAL Movies & Movie Recommendations Thread ***

[oskar]

Ok so because I really truly have nothing better to do and I don't tend to reminisce over lost time in the same way you do, let me break this down:
Firstly, if you go watch Rocky 4 and you are surprised to see a really dumb action movie, then you should check if you're eligible for disability because you are without the shadow of a doubt mentally retarded.
Secondly, there is a near infinite number of hours of passive entertainment for you out there. It was your choice to see Rocky 4. You sat there till the end on your retarded ass, and now you have the audacity to complain that you didn't like it. If I were to watch Rocky 4, I'm pretty sure I'd feel like I wasted time. But you know why I won't. Because I'm not going to see it! You know why? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING ROCKY 4! Do people choose movies for you? If you don't like one, stop watching! How can a movie "waste your time?" It's inanimate. It can't hold you down and make you. To complain that a movie wasted your time is so shockingly stupid that it offends me, and I'm not easily offended.

[BananaStand]

Ok so because I really truly have nothing better to do....

This sentence kinda undermined everything else you said after this.

If we're going strictly on my own opinion, there are probably like....eight good movies...ever. Everything else either sucks, really sucks, or is Rocky 4.

And if you're telling me you've never been "sucked in" to watching a dog-shit movie just cause "that's what's on" then you are a filthy liar.