For the last two days, I've had Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cirus stuck on my head, and it took me a while to figure out why.
That fucking song we sing.
"Please don't take me home, don't take me home, I just don't want to go to work..."
"And if you break my heart, my achy breaky fucking heart" etc.
Who the fuck makes a football song out of that melody?