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    So this came out while I was being banished for causing Monkey to have a crisis of manhood. I'm surprised this hasn't been 'pooped' on (pun intended) on this forum yet.



    Not exactly Tucker's best moment. Yet somehow Avenatti looks worse.

    Funny how at the beginning TC promises not to call him 'Creepy Porn Lawyer', and then like 30 seconds later the chiron says "Creepy Porn Lawyer".

    I can't say it's a classy move, but it was funny as fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    I like the question: "If I'm a creepy porn lawyer, why aren't you calling Trump the creepy porn president?"

    A: Because it's Fox, what do you expect.

    Also, if Avenatti seriously thinks he can go from creepy porn lawyer to president he's dreaming the American dream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    I like the question: "If I'm a creepy porn lawyer, why aren't you calling Trump the creepy porn president?"
    It's a fair point

    Also, TC is full of shit when he starts sticking up for Stormy's dignity.

    Other than that though, I think he did a pretty good job exposing what a vapid douchebag the creepy porn lawyer really is.
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    @Nanners
    For your own benefit, I'm telling you now that you have exhausted any patience I have for your BS.
    If you continue to insult, berate and badger FTR members or mods, this experiment will be over.

    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    So this came out while I was being banished for causing Monkey to have a crisis of manhood.
    SMH
    If I was making some power-move against you, then why didn't I give you a permanent ban?

    Let's put things on the table, huh?
    I haven't been in any way unclear about FTR's rules, or the consequences to breaking them.
    These rules are the same for all members.
    I have given you far more non-disciplinary warnings than any adult deserves, including more than 3 PM's, indicating you need to keep yourself in line.
    I had already banned you once for egregious failure on your part to understand and/or follow our rules.

    I banned you the 2nd time for being a direct jerk without contributing anything to the conversation other than abuse. You can pretend all you like that it had anything to do with me, personally, but A) I assure you it did not and B) you can't beat me in this fight. I'm a mod. You're a member. You lose. I win. That's the stakes of this game. If you don't like it, you can walk away peacefully, or you can keep digging in your heels until you get a permanent ban.

    Exactly no one has complained about your 2 bans, and multiple members have thanked me.

    If you keep bad-mouthing FTR mods and members, you will find yourself permanently banned on your next infraction.
    I'm done extending you any benefit of doubt that you mean well and have the capacity to follow our rules.
    (I would be thrilled to find out I'm wrong about that.)


    Let me be perfectly clear:
    Your insults and aggression are not what FTR is about, and your persistent failure to follow our rules is a problem.
    While it is nice that you want to engage in conversations here, we do not owe you this forum to belittle our other members.


    Moderators make the rules, and we do not have to follow them.
    It is our prerogative to follow them, which is a big part of why we were trusted to be mods in the first place.
    I can directly call you anything I like as often as I like and I will never be reprimanded or banned for it.
    The same does not apply to you. I (and others) have been vetted to set the tone, here. You have not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post

    Exactly no one has complained about your 2 bans, and multiple members have thanked me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Fire MMM.

    THIS IS CENSORSHIP!
    Liar, gone mad with power.

    I would also like to take this opportunity to say how fucking awesome a mod ong is, he doesn't abuse his mod powers.
    Last edited by OngBonga; 09-17-2018 at 06:34 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Liar, gone mad with power.
    You only complained about one ban, so technically he's being honest.

    And yes I agree, ong is awesome.

    Edit: I'm just going to let that stand; I don't wanna get banned by another mod gone mad with power.
    Last edited by Poopadoop; 09-17-2018 at 06:38 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
    Edit: I'm just going to let that stand; I don't wanna get banned by another mod gone mad with power.
    Careful now with that sarcasm.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Out here in the countryside, we get tractors doing 30, and there's like ten cars or so tailing the fucker. But, sooner or later, when it's safe to do so, he pulls in and lets everyone past. And everyone waves at him, cheers mate, on with their journey. Why the fuck can't cunts with caravans do that? Or Granddad who's too scared to go over 40 in case his heart can't hack it? If you're not capable of driving safely at the speed limit, get the fucking bus.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Liar, gone mad with power.
    You were serious?!
    Surely you're joking, Mr. Savy?
    Please set me straight in no uncertain terms. I invite all feedback on this topic.

    If you were serious, it was lost on me... and I retract my prior comment about not 1 complaint.

    Also, I agree with both you guys about ong.
    Last edited by OngBonga; 09-17-2018 at 06:37 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    You were serious?!
    Surely you're joking, Mr. Savy?
    Please set me straight in no uncertain terms. I invite all feedback on this topic.

    If you were serious, it was lost on me... and I retract my prior comment about not 1 complaint.
    Nah I'd find it mildly amusing if you banned him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    Nah I'd find it mildly amusing if you banned him.
    Got it.
    Thanks.

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