*** The Official MAGAposting thread ***

[oskar]

I saw the gargling with bleach thing on John Oliver and I was shocked.

Do not put bleach in your mouth, peeps.
Bleach will kill you.

I don't blame them. When you hear stuff like people getting $3000 hospital bills for testing and quarantaine, you take your chances with bleach. Take a fucking hint, americans... how the fuck is anyone but Bernie still in the race?

[Poopadoop]

When you hear stuff like people getting $3000 hospital bills for testing and quarantaine, you take your chances with bleach.

yeah I mean if ever there was a wake up call to the benefits of universal health care...

I heard some people were quarantined and tested, without having any say in it, not that they should but it then leads to... being slapped with the $3k bill. Seriously?

No wait. Seriously???

Some other story came out about that case in California, the person who supposedly had no contact with anyone who was sick and hadn't traveled anywhere. The one who presumably contracted it from the corona fairie? Apparently that was a bit of a fib.

Here's another angle on the whole thing. Viruses dont care if you're rich or poor. So if you think you won't get sick when half your town has coronavirus because they're too poor to take time off work to go pay $3k for a test and instead go around spreading their germs in the cleaning products section of your local supermarket, then you may want to vote for Bernie.

Take a fucking hint, americans... how the fuck is anyone but Bernie still in the race?

30% of Americans think you can get coronavirus from drinking Corona beer. Does that help explain it?