Wait until they rebrand "tea" because it upsets people who identity as a letter of the alphabet other than T.
Followed immediately by DM headline about "Queen Victoria rolling over in her grave as outraged public reacts to wokism gone mad on British values." or some shit.
If they're getting that upset about someone renaming a sandwich...
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.