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[OngBonga]

Awesome.

It would be fucking hilarious though if this was actually pure chance. 1 in 3 million odds (per x amount of time), something like that happens to around 2500 people (per x amount of time). We're not into ludicrously improbable territory quite yet (see Mike Postle). Just highly improbable (that jack high lady).

[Poopadoop]

Awesome.

It would be fucking hilarious though if this was actually pure chance. 1 in 3 million odds (per x amount of time), something like that happens to around 2500 people (per x amount of time). We're not into ludicrously improbable territory quite yet (see Mike Postle). Just highly improbable (that jack high lady).

Yeah I'd feel bad if he just accidentally had a horseshoe up his ass. Still, I'll take the 3,199,999:1 odds that he was up to some kind of fuckery.

Obviously if he's guilty we'll never know how he did it 'cause PS is not about to tell us, but I reckon he must have hacked their scorekeeping software to give himself a few hundred more points than he should have had every day. Seems easier than trying to change the cards to give him a higher score, which I would assume PS has some pretty hardcore security around.

But like most greedy fuckers, he pushed it too far. If he'd finished somewhere in the top 100 every day I certainly never would have noticed.