OP.
So you wanna go out, and you wanna get down. But you wanna get down for free? There's nothing really wrong with showing a little skin if you only wanna get in her head. Also there's nothing really wrong with giving a little in.
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OP.
So you wanna go out, and you wanna get down. But you wanna get down for free? There's nothing really wrong with showing a little skin if you only wanna get in her head. Also there's nothing really wrong with giving a little in.
Just tell her you're just going to put the tip in.
failing that, pull a ke$ha and take a dirty picture. just take a dirty picture. take a dirty picture for her.
I said send a penis pic to him earlier.
That or a cute cat.
Cause I just love my phone way too much lol. That kinda sucks! :(
It's alright. I'm used to not seeing them that much.
Well that's good at least lol. I don't see my parents that foten either, mostly just cause I'm rarely ever home :p
Why are you never at home? I am an introvert so I find it hard to leave! Haha.
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Holy shit, I probably shouldn't have said that. She's going to think I'm a total loser noob and she'll figure out I'm a virgin. What am I going to say when she's like you are a loser? Fuck, I think I really screwed this shit up.
when she says you're a loser tell her this.
ok well i'm gonna go talk to this person cause she's waaayyyy hotter than you anyway. talk to you never. bye.
Wow, FTR kicked off good n propper.
So assuming this is legit, lets make a list of potential ops.
Ong is def in this list.
Grunching btw
my money is on wufwugy or ongbonga.
Jack's posts aren't getting enough love here, +1000000 my man. I find myself daily being guilty of this behaviour and I can't say I'm happy about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
Here's how I met my fiancee. I played a concert, she came up to me afterwards and complimented the tone I make on my violin, I thought aww how nice, let me buy you a beer. We got chatting, drank lots more beer, ... loooots more beer. I blacked out. We did stuff that I actually can't even remember. Our first kiss? Don't remember it. She had rug burn all over, I don't remember how she got those. And so on, so forth.
I should preface all that with: I had been single for a good 2 years or more - my last gf had torn me to shreds and I was bitter towards women for a while. then i started making weak attempts at this dating stuff, but really weak. If I made any sort of attempt at dating, it was super cautious because I wasn't about to be burned again like the last time.
and then it was like all the sudden I collided with my fiancee, we hit it off, first purely physically then later at a deeper level, and all that fear of trusting women had just evaporated, as if over night.
Point of all that was - it's a different situation from yours, but one thing is always the same, and that's that you have no idea what's gonna hit you tomorrow, and there's no point in trying to be prepared. Find things that make you happy. For me, my male friends were absolute key during that rough patch I had after that nasty ex. They were like brothers to me and we had so much fun that it didn't really matter so much that I wasn't getting laid. Make sure you have a network of people like that, people in real life (i.e. not on the internet) that you can talk to, go to parties and be idiots together, just kinda let loose, enjoy college life together with. Those memories will stay with you a lifetime and I wouldn't trade that for anything, not more sex, NOTHING.
Jack's advice about feeling good about your body by eating well, exercising, also solid. Basically whatever gets you to the point where you feel happy with yourself. Everything follows after that. Get to the point where you feel like you're so awesome, you don't need anybody.
...
And then at some point in the future, you'll be seriously in love, and be proven that you were wrong after all, and you really, really need her.
Just a rant, just speaking out my experiences, but I hope there's some sort of useful content in there.
This is surprisingly good advice. Switch scrabble to say, not playing geeky internet games, and you're there.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
There is so much to say here, but practically, the best thing you can do is try to find some male friends that do well with women. Hang out with a player if possible. For one you will look cooler by association, but the most important thing is that you can emulate their mannerisms, and adapt their mindset about women. This will help you 100x more than any written advice.
And he got laid more.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
lolz Jims is Chelle's bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Men fear me because I'm ginger, 4 ft 11, and bat-shit crazy.
They dunno what the fuck to expect.
HOW CAN SO MUCH CHAOS BE PACKED INSIDE SUCH A SMALL, INNOCENT LOOKING CREATURE-FEMALE-THING?!
im going with lukieQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I have to respectfully disagree and say imitating some other dude ain't gonna do shit for you, just keep it real IMHO. You're not him, you're you.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
This is awful, awful, awful advice. Do not find a friend who's a player and get advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
the best girls like geeky internet games :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
except scrabble. i fucking hate scrabble
if the puas are wrong i don't want to be right obv.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
I didn't say imitate, ofcourse you don't want to do that. It is on a way more subtle level, he will be able to see first hand how these more succesful people communicate with women which will help him more than anything the written word can do.Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Trying to get advice would be stupid yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
You know how you get a girl to like you?
.....roofies.
failing that obtain a british accent and red hair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
You see, sex shouldn't be the objective, not yet. You'd be getting way too far ahead of yourself. Your initial objective should be not to be a Pussy. This sounds stupid and simple, but it is neither.
Initially, you need to find common ground. This doesn't have to be a shared interest. Although its fine if it is. But it can be something she is interested that you can become interested in, or vice versa. The point of this is to have a fall back topic when for when you are struggling for conversation, so don't use it all up too soon.
More will follow, I gotta train some folk in something dull for half hour.
Just do it the British way.
Avoid all eye contact until you drunk enough. Then take her round the back of Lidl and fuck her.
EZ game.
Against all odds, there's actually good advice in this thread.
I think the most important thing was don't be a pussy. Bikes' pic summed it up well. Girls who are cute know they are cute. Because every fucking loser around them 24 hours a day makes them realize they are cute. Even if they don't admit it to themselves, they know that they can pretty much bang every guy around because every guy makes it known in some way that they want to bang her.
Except for the guy who doesn't give a shit. The guy who is married, or has a hot girlfriend, or gets laid by 3 different chicks every night. "Yeah, hey, you're OK, you've got tits, great. Fuck you, I bang 20 girls hotter than you a month."
That guy makes her all wet and moist and she'll do anything she can to get his attention and bang him. That's why hot chicks end up banging married dudes or douchebags instead of a mirrion nice guys who won't even cum in her mouth.
I'm 100% sure every guy can verify this: When you go through periods of being single/alone/desperate and having a decent relationship, you get exponentially more attention and interest from random women when you are feeling happy about yourself, confident, etc.
So, don't arrange a meet before you have figured out your fall back convo.
Other than that, chat to her online on at least 3 different days before suggesting a meet. During those 3 days just be yourself and chat about whatever it is you've been up to or has been going on and see if you can build up some sort of rapport. If you can't, you're fucked. On to the next one. Except there is no next one, because you're a Pussy. But we're attempting to fix that. But seriously, just be yourself, she's going to discover what you are sooner or later if this goes anywhere so no point hiding it. If you truly have nothing if interest to offer her in a 10 min chat then she isnt for you.
Assuming you somehow manage to hold an online conversation for a minimum of 10 minutes on 3 separate occasion (I know, big ask) you should have some vague idea of her interests, assuming you haven't spent the whole of that time fapping whilst imaging her holding your hand. So use this info about her to suggest a date doing something she is interested in. This could be a coffee, a drink(much better), a walk somewhere, a fetish club, a game of tennis, I dunno, anything, w/e you think she might be willing to do.
If you get that far, celebrate your win. Things may go down hill from here.
Yep. Work on your fundamentals so that every week you feel stronger, healthier, better looking, funnier and better at conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Get out of your comfort zone.
I was in a similar situation to OP a couple of years ago and was really frustrated. I decided to work on my fundamentals, so I got myself some new clothes, started going to the gym, and started talking to a lot of women, regardless of situation. After a few months I got confident enough that I just thought fuck it - if someone's attracted to me, great, if not, who cares, I feel fundamentally good enough about myself that I don't care either way. The way that things panned out, a hot girl who I'd been friends with for a few months made the first move on me. We're still together almost 18 months later. I'm not sure if I've ever been so scared as I was when it came to losing my virginity, but that was just another situation where I had to get out of my comfort zone. After a week of not-so-great sex, I finally felt comfortable and things have been awesome since then. She wasn't an isolated incident either, since then I've had quite a few offers from hot girls, which I've turned down because I'm a faithful man who loves his other half.
In your position you will probably stumble upon PUA stuff like Mystery Method, etc. This stuff is entirely unnecessary in the long term, and a lot of its proponents have a very unhealthy attitude towards women and human interaction.
So yeah, work on fundamentals and self-confidence and the rest really will fall into place. Nature wants you to find someone and fuck like rabbits, fall in love, or both, you just have to get yourself correct for that to happen.
For more specific advice look here, this post changed my life: My big post on getting better with women by - TwoRags.com
Nobody here has guessed even close, and to OP
Your over thinking and under producing. What you want here is results, not to keep talking so she never says no. Your trying to hard to not push and putting off the inevitable. Stop trying to wait for offers or openings and ask her out for a coffee. If she says no then move on. It's POF for christ sake, it literally is called "Plenty of fish" for a reason. Stop being afraid of the answer and ask the question.Quote:
Originally Posted by hartbraker
I'm going to punch you in the face, azn.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
ANYWAY.
I suggest if you suck at picking up girls go buy or download the book "The Tao of Badass". Pretty sure one of his main things is to look at a girls lips when she's talking, it makes her think about kissing/making out with you. It's true. I've used this move on a guy, it works for them too.
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Originally Posted by Chelle
Wuf hit the nail on the head. I LOVE taking cherries.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
http://nohugginginchina.daptd.com/wp...03/cougar2.jpg
All of you guys are waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over thinking this. First: OP needs to get IRL after he chats a bit. He's only gong to get sexting or cybering in chat rooms.
Contrary to what y'all men are thinking, we want to fuck just as much (maybe more) than you men do.
^^^^Definitely this bold part.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
It's hard to be drunk at 8:00am, but I'm doing a pretty damn good job :drunk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Besides, most guys are already thinking this. They're just too fucking scared to act on it. "omg. She's so out of my league. She'll never even talk to me."
Bullshit, grow some balls and ask....
...Can I marry you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
By marry you, I mean like, make you my internet girlfriend/wife?
-I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?
Ugh.
Sure, wth...Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Besides, Ong and Red are already dreaming about it anyways :D
See, that's my point exactly. Even mst of the bikers that I hang out with act like they're intimidated by my tits. JFC, men, ask already...better yet...do...something, anything...other than stand there witha stupid look on your facesQuote:
-I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?
Ugh.
I dream about shotty a ton....mainly to lynch shotty
so many lulz :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooo
I think suggesting OP gets involved with lynch fantasy sex on his first time might be a bit too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
dreaming about what? us? :D
swear to god, unless I'm alone with someone, they act like I'm going to like, rip their throat out or some shit, besides my nails and teeth, I'm harmless, so I really don't understand wtf. I've considered going full-out lesbo, but meh, I -really- -really- -really- like men, not boys, men, strong, confident, passionate about life and everything in it men. Not little pussy boys that are unsure of everything they do. One thing that bugs the fuck out of me is someone that has no drive, no will, no passion, no nothing, they're just floating around, waiting for shit to happen. It's like damn dude, take the bull by the fucking horns already. I mean, I know I have nothing going for me at the moment being all bat-shit crazy inside, but once that shit's fixed, it's mother fuckin' game time.
anyway - i'm bored, the old IV site hurts really bad, and I want a fucking shower with some actual shampoo instead of handsoap for shampoo. i can't wait till I get to go home and shower, i miss my body wash and shampoo.
Remember your birthday thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Also, the bold part is the most important, imo.
fml, just searched for my birthday threads and one i made for spoon popped up in search. sadface.
anyway - shotty, you. me. naked. hospital bed. now.
What happened to him? He don't come round these parts no more.
you promise to tie me up? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
Maybe hot, evil nurse will walk in and join us.....
IDK. I talk to him as little as possible. He's got his own life, new gf, w/e.
Fuck making connections.
Go to bar, preferably one with a dance floor. AVOID THE FUCKING DANCE FLOOR UNTIL AFTER 1am, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!
Go to the bar, order many many different kinds of beers and shots.
After you are good and fucked up, go to dance floor and look for the whoriest looking whore in the whorebar and just put your P on her A and idk, do something that people call dancing these days.
If after 5 minutes or so of doing this she doesn't ask you to go to her place, move to the next whoriest looking whore in the whorebar and repeat until you go home with some walrus.
[x] virginity lost
that's a man who has standardsQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
Standards?
why don't you hang out in irc and show us pics of your shrekbeasts any more dranger :( MISS YOU.
Because IRC doesn't work on the internet I use for some reason.
SHIT STAIN BALLS!
www.thundercity.net
dranger.
omfg shotty and chelle. Can we get courtie on this too or is this asking too much?
Seriously, some men like the bat shit crazy thing. Don't mean to get internet weird on you, but you have quite a fucking lot going for you.Quote:
I mean, I know I have nothing going for me at the moment being all bat-shit crazy inside,
Who the fuck is intimidated by tits?Quote:
Even mst of the bikers that I hang out with act like they're intimidated by my tits.
courtie is off limits in my book, anyone in a relationship or more, off limits. oh and anyone under 18 or over 35, everyone else is fair game.
Do not want old pussy. Older than 23 is off limits.
No-one's off limits in my mind. Except men.
Obv people in relationships are off limits IRL.
Also, I can extend to past 40 if she's hot enough. Just look at Kylie Minogue. Holy fuck.
You're missing out. Older women are dirtier. Much dirtier.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
Exaggerating.
we know what we want and we're not afraid to take it :pQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
...I'm 25, know what I want, and take it. Am not old. FOREVER YOUNG IMO.
I'm still in my 20's, even though I was born in '79.
29...:rolleyes:
One thing I've never understood about women... what's so good about cats? All they do is leech off you, and then when they've been fed they fuck off for an eight hour walk around the neighbourhood, before coming back to where they have milk, food and a warm bed. And if you don't feed them at exactly the same time every day, they piss on your bed.
Cats belong outside. I'd rather have a monkey than a cat.
I fucking love cats.
Also are you implying you wouldn't want a fucking monkey!?
That info was outed in the late '70sQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I'll be right over.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
[11:56am] [d0zer] I lul'dQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
[11:56am] [d0zer] o dat dranger
[11:56am] [d0zer] got it all figured out
[11:56am] [d0zer] truly an inspiration
We all can't have dranger's standards of shrekbeasting and whale harpooning.
And then sometimes you set him up for an alley oop with a few of your hot friends and he misses the dunk.
I want a moneky. Cats are rubbish.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I recon I could find something attractive enough in most women (aged 18-60ish) after a few beers, that if I was single I would fuck them.
how does that age range of 18-60 and attractive work?????????????
I retract my statement about cats being rubbish.
I'll rephrase... cats are rubbish pets.
I like cats, I think they're cool animals and all, it's just that they belong outside, they belong with nature, not in my house.
QUOTE=bikes;2103456]how does that age range of 18-60 and attractive work?????????????[/QUOTE]
I don't find women un-attractive because they're older...
I'd actually find it wierd having sex with say a 18yo. I'm 34...18-21 just look so young to me
Also much better with an older women. Fact.
jesus this thread has reminded me how awesome it is to be 23
To OP: you're at college, it's the easiest time of your life to meet new people. Just ignore your fear and try going up to a woman and striking up a conversation. Don't use any cheesy lines, just smile, say hi, and introduce yourself.
If you're too nervous or shy, then work up to it. Like, if you're walking to class and you see a cute girl walking past you, make eye contact and smile. Get used to making eye contact and smiling, you'll be amazed at the responses -- girls will often come over to start the conversation if you smile at them.
Bottom line -- the only way to get more comfortable talking to girls is to get out there and do it. The more practice you have, the more comfortable you will feel. And the more comfortable you feel, the better things will go. And honestly, it's fun -- focus on the fun of meeting new people and try to ignore whatever fear is holding you back.