Frequent Poster with Girl Problems

[wufwugy]

...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.

Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.

[Chelle]

Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.

IDK, I know how I was as a virgin, and I heard pretty much all losing virginity stories end up heart breaking.

Unless you get married to who you lose your virginity to, and stay with them forever, don't cheat, and don't experience with anyone else, ever.

But, some girls, they don't care, true, but usually they're looking to corrupt people. Meh, idk.

[Shotglass]

...Fuck, I missed the part where he's a virgin. Lol. Oh god, he's never getting laid unless he pays someone, or finds another virgin.

Convincing a guy of this is the kind of thing that will keep him afraid of women forever. Reality is that girls don't care and some actually like the type.

Wuf hit the nail on the head. I LOVE taking cherries.



All of you guys are waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over thinking this. First: OP needs to get IRL after he chats a bit. He's only gong to get sexting or cybering in chat rooms.
Contrary to what y'all men are thinking, we want to fuck just as much (maybe more) than you men do.

[Chelle]

Wuf hit the nail on the head. I LOVE taking cherries.



All of you guys are waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy over thinking this. First: OP needs to get IRL after he chats a bit. He's only gong to get sexting or cybering in chat rooms.
Contrary to what y'all men are thinking, we want to fuck just as much (maybe more) than you men do.

WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!

[Shotglass]

WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!

It's hard to be drunk at 8:00am, but I'm doing a pretty damn good job
Besides, most guys are already thinking this. They're just too fucking scared to act on it. "omg. She's so out of my league. She'll never even talk to me."

Bullshit, grow some balls and ask....

[Chelle]

It's hard to be drunk at 8:00am, but I'm doing a pretty damn good job
Besides, most guys are already thinking this. They're just too fucking scared to act on it. "omg. She's so out of my league. She'll never even talk to me."

Bullshit, grow some balls and ask....

...Can I marry you?
By marry you, I mean like, make you my internet girlfriend/wife?

-I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?

Ugh.

[Shotglass]

...Can I marry you?
By marry you, I mean like, make you my internet girlfriend/wife?

Sure, wth...
Besides, Ong and Red are already dreaming about it anyways

-I- don't even get approached, and I'm not even fucking scary looking. I'm 4 ft 11, tiny, and redhair, went to a metal concert a week or two back, dudes were looking at me like they were gonna' eat me for their last meal, yet no one approached me, and I'm sweet as sugar irl. This is metalheads we're talking about, aren't -they- supposed to have balls?

Ugh.

See, that's my point exactly. Even mst of the bikers that I hang out with act like they're intimidated by my tits. JFC, men, ask already...better yet...do...something, anything...other than stand there witha stupid look on your faces

[Chelle]

Sure, wth...
Besides, Ong and Red are already dreaming about it anyways



See, that's my point exactly. Even mst of the bikers that I hang out with act like they're intimidated by my tits. JFC, men, ask already...better yet...do...something, anything...other than stand there witha stupid look on your faces

dreaming about what? us?

swear to god, unless I'm alone with someone, they act like I'm going to like, rip their throat out or some shit, besides my nails and teeth, I'm harmless, so I really don't understand wtf. I've considered going full-out lesbo, but meh, I -really- -really- -really- like men, not boys, men, strong, confident, passionate about life and everything in it men. Not little pussy boys that are unsure of everything they do. One thing that bugs the fuck out of me is someone that has no drive, no will, no passion, no nothing, they're just floating around, waiting for shit to happen. It's like damn dude, take the bull by the fucking horns already. I mean, I know I have nothing going for me at the moment being all bat-shit crazy inside, but once that shit's fixed, it's mother fuckin' game time.

anyway - i'm bored, the old IV site hurts really bad, and I want a fucking shower with some actual shampoo instead of handsoap for shampoo. i can't wait till I get to go home and shower, i miss my body wash and shampoo.

[MadMojoMonkey]

WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS INFO AWAY?!

That info was outed in the late '70s

Cats belong outside. I'd rather have a monkey than a cat.

I'll be right over.