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  1. #76
    still ~250 short

    Also, Dylan Moran owns
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    Also, Dylan Moran owns
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  4. #79
    Yea, I'd totally hit that redhead bitch.
  5. #80
    Btw guys, the 1,000,000th poster gets banned for life. I'm willing to take this bullet for the team.
  6. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Are we there yet?
    Like I said, I hit it last night. Got FedExed an FTR fanny pack first thing this morning. All my stuff is in it right now.
  7. #82
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Like I said, I hit it last night. Got FedExed an FTR fanny pack first thing this morning. All my stuff is in it right now.
    You don't own much if you can fit it all into a fanny pack
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    Benny was the very first subscriber to Fanny Pack Aficionado. If it doesn't fit, he doesn't need it.
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    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
  10. #85
    Hmmm ... almost time to swoop in at the last minute and claim the title ...
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  12. #87
    Posting from my phone all day today FTW just to hit the Mill
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    My phone > your phone.
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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    176 moar
  16. #91
    OMG I WANNA WIN

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    Did I win?
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    I want a freetroller to win pretty badly.
  20. #95
    Gogogog ME!
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    This is taking too long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame View Post
    This is taking too long.
    I wish I could've said that last night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    You don't own much if you can fit it all into a fanny pack
    Debit card, kleenex, Blackberry, naked lady cards, a stamp card from a Japanese restaurant, extra soya sauce, my knitting.

    What else does a dude need?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    I used to play that game!
    LOL OPERATIONS
  25. #100
    but which facial expression did you have?
  26. #101
    He's backrow with the glasses ldo.
  27. #102
    My money is on this one.
  28. #103
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    now we are stuck on 999,900 posts.
  29. #104
    My mom's about to steal the internet card, I'm gonna miss teh mirrion ;(
  30. #105
    109 left to go.

    Oh wait 108, ship teh spam BIATCH'S.
  31. #106
    107 106 105 im maa win
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    Quote Originally Posted by shrewsbury91 View Post
    now we are stuck on 999,900 posts.
    you can't say we when you have a post count of zero (even if you have contributed at least one to the total count)
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Does the count at the bottom of the main page change as we post?
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    Doh! I forgot what it was before I posted.
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    It seems it does.
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    999900
  39. #114
    wooooahhhh
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  41. #116
    Posting in the last 100 posts for posterity. Still have my money on a freeetroller though with the FTP freeroll tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    posting in the last 100 posts for posterity. Still have my money on a freeetroller though with the ftp freeroll tonight.
    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I always read ur username as 'sup asshole?'
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    I prefer super a-hole
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    Oh no my internet connection is crapping out. Now Im never gonna win
  47. #122
    This would be a good time to test that 1 day ban tag we have as mods now
  48. #123
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    I do not disagree.

    If ever there were a time to unleash your e-rage, it is now.
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  49. #124
    Know what this thread needs? Dick Clark.

    None of that Seacrest douche tho.
  50. #125
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    No body likes me everybody hates me I think I'll eat a worm
    first I'll bite its head off
    then I'll suck its guts out
    then I'll throw the rest away
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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  52. #127
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    That words really not used enough.

    Thought I'd use the who wants to be the millionaire as excuse to use it more.
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    I hate that word.
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    I also hate two other mysterious words

    Neither of which are, "we're leaving when you're ready"

    1 million now, damnit!
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  55. #130
    I am willing to bet the Mill post will be used in the newsletter. So it would make sense to start posting things you want associated with your name. Words like "Cunt" may not be the best to use until 1,000,000 is past.

    Just a thought.
  56. #131
    good time to check FTR... and now we wait
    3k post - Return of the blog!
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    Less
  59. #134
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    You should all stop tryin cuz I'm feeling lucky
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    Major posting time!
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    post as many posts as possible in a short space of time! I will win this sir!
  62. #137
    Posting after Rilla in Evrythread, He's the leader in this race
  63. #138
    I, love FTR
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    Rigged!
  65. #140
    Here it is?
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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  67. #142
    1,000,000
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    Imma win!!!!!!!!! :-s
  69. #144
    winner winner chicken dinner
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  71. #146
    1000000!!!!!

    post saver

    3k post - Return of the blog!
  72. #147
    Boooom
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    ship ship $$$$$$$$$!
  74. #149
    FTR is rigged.
  75. #150
    one million yo

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