One of my friend's family is the most back-asswards fundie retard teabagging inbred folk the world has ever known, and I recall hearing how the patriarch of this family got hooked into a scheme where he paid a guy money and received coupons in return. He never got as much in coupons as he gave in money, but it was okay because other people were giving the guy money and receiving coupons too

Some people live Homer Simpson's grease/bacon enterprise quite literally

Oh yeah, and the explanation for the scheme had something to do with the double helix and how DNA is good investment advice or something