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  1. 12-05-2010 05:52 AM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    i've got a feeling this is gonna endup on a Jeremy Kyle show with a DNA test.
    No . if shes preggers. Its mine. He fires blanks . They went for IVF a coupla years ago.

    Her period is 3 days late. and she is showing no signs of one , yet......


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    it all makes sense now that i know of the age difference.
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    Hold the fuck up.

    He just said he thinks she's preggo.


    WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
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    She has been trying for a baby for the last 3-4 years , she went for IVF only to find he fires blanks.

    She tells me, if shes pregnant , she will be ecstatic. If shes not she will be relieved.
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    So any update on the sneaky date?
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    Dude, you're only 46? What the hell have you done to yourself?
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    Quote Originally Posted by supahaole View Post
    Dude, you're only 46? What the hell have you done to yourself?
    The only answer that I have is that he must have a huge cock.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    lol, I think it's pointless to stay with a chick that would cheat on you and suddenly my whole world is black and white. How dare I have an absolute opinion on one matter. You crazy internet kids and your self-made drama...

    I would agree that someone who will cheat with you is more likely to cheat on you in the future, but its not a forgone fact that it will happen. Again, there are always exceptions and special circumstances. To be clear though.. in general I agree with you and would be very cautious about entering into a relationship with someone who was cheating on their s.o. with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    She has been trying for a baby for the last 3-4 years , she went for IVF only to find he fires blanks.

    She tells me, if shes pregnant , she will be ecstatic. If shes not she will be relieved.
    Doesn't this speak volumes for her motives. She wants a kid no matter what, whoever the father is doesn't matter so long as she gets a kid.Not a good basis to start a relationship on.

    Also kinda ironic that you a taking a confirmed liar's word that she and her hubby aren't banging away . You could end up being the sucker who ends up paying maintenance for the kid they bring up.
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    3 days late on a period is nothing, especially with this bs going on stressing her out
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow View Post
    3 days late on a period is nothing, especially with this bs going on stressing her out
    yea.were both aware of the stress. bought pregnancy test kits . ill get them to her tomorrow.
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    ...like this?

    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    yea.were both aware of the stress. bought pregnancy test kits . ill get them to her tomorrow.
    Did you get a senior's discount?
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    Ii used to bang her sister , 3 years ago. shes 2 years younger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    I would agree that someone who will cheat with you is more likely to cheat on you in the future, but its not a forgone fact that it will happen. Again, there are always exceptions and special circumstances. To be clear though.. in general I agree with you and would be very cautious about entering into a relationship with someone who was cheating on their s.o. with me.
    I guess the reason I'm so adamant about it right now is my brother is going through this situation and has already taken his wife back once after she cheated only to have her do it again a year later and now they're still "working" on things.

    I'm sure people may have reasons to stay together but I can't think of one that I would agree with. Yeah there could be cases like say one spoon mentioned that the wife is the sugar momma but in that case I don't really think of that being a relationship in the traditional sense that I think of when I say relationship.


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    How is he not banned for not supplying the pictures he promised?

    Also, LOL @ you being 46. You're about double that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
    Ii used to bang her sister , 3 years ago. shes 2 years younger.
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    there's another thread (now locked) called "DELIVERANCE (NSFW)" or some such bs. you're in for a giant bag of disappointment, but the pic is held within.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwiMark View Post
    there's another thread (now locked) called "DELIVERANCE (NSFW)" or some such bs. you're in for a giant bag of disappointment, but the pic is held within.
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    Leave the poor guy alone. He just wanted some help with getting hooked up and to tell us he is getting some. She is the only whore in town and it is his turn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo View Post
    Leave the poor guy alone. He just wanted some help with getting hooked up and to tell us he is getting some. She is the only whore in town and it is his turn.
    Nono she has a sister and they take turns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    I guess the reason I'm so adamant about it right now is my brother is going through this situation and has already taken his wife back once after she cheated only to have her do it again a year later and now they're still "working" on things.

    I'm sure people may have reasons to stay together but I can't think of one that I would agree with. Yeah there could be cases like say one spoon mentioned that the wife is the sugar momma but in that case I don't really think of that being a relationship in the traditional sense that I think of when I say relationship.

    Ya, for sure, bottom line, cheating is bad. In some rare cases its understandable and/or the phrase "once a cheater always a cheater" does not apply.
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    Summary of boost's posts: I cheated once but don't lump me in with all the other dbags

    At least that's what I'm reading into your posts! I'm cool with you, Boost, as long as it wasn't on me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Summary of boost's posts: I cheated once but don't lump me in with all the other dbags

    At least that's what I'm reading into your posts! I'm cool with you, Boost, as long as it wasn't on me!

    Meh, in my case it wasn't understandable, I was a douche and it's one of the few things I seriously regret doing. However I am not a big fan of judging a general event in terms of absolutes when there could be so many variables.
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    Haven't read anything but the OP. Just wanted to chime in and tell OP he is a horrible person.
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    Meh, in my case it wasn't understandable, I was a douche and it's one of the few things I seriously regret doing. However I am not a big fan of judging a general event in terms of absolutes when there could be so many variables.
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    This 100%. Let's hear more variables imo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocketfours View Post
    You guys are idiots. This thread had crazy potential and now it appears your selfish hate has scared him away...



    This 100%. Let's hear more variables imo...

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