Quote Originally Posted by celtic123 View Post
Hi, Ive recently had 2 wisdom tooths removed. Will this affect my sperm count ?
Dear celtic123,

It's true that physical trauma can have at least a temporary impact on sperm count. But let's be honest; a man of your age and complexion produces about 7 sperm at a time so we might be talking about a decrease to 3 or 4 per ejaculation.

Also, the plural of tooth is teeth. You guys might have invented the language but you've certainly fucked it up since then.

Warmest Regards,
Benny