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    Earlier this guy snap called my bet on the turn with AQ high. River was an ace and I check-called with my 2nd pair.

    Went aggro on his ass and beat him out of some big pots with turn barrels. Once I had a set, once AK top pair top kicker, one air.

    (this hand where the chat starts I had a set, JJ on an AQJ7 double suited board and made a big bet)

    MATTZOMB: fold ur draw
    PlayF0rGlory: I see u like to make big bluff against me again and again
    MATTZOMB: wish u woulda shoved bro
    PlayF0rGlory: huge cbets with some low pairs
    PlayF0rGlory: JQ
    MATTZOMB: feel free to all in
    PlayF0rGlory: I'm too busy now..folding a lot of good hands automaticlly
    MATTZOMB: must have a customer at your glory hole?

    (some fish tilts him some more)

    PlayF0rGlory: OMG..
    PlayF0rGlory: 7 XXXXr what a joke lmao
    PlayF0rGlory: stupid fish blow my brain

    (hand below he hits his ace on the river and loses 80% of his stack to some slowplayed 2 pair)

    MATTZOMB: ace on the river giveth and ace on the river taketh away
    PlayF0rGlory: there all players morons
    PlayF0rGlory: FU matt
    MATTZOMB: lol
    PlayF0rGlory: I'm in XXXX lost 400k chips because of u
    MATTZOMB: wasnt me
    MATTZOMB: my cat typed bad things on my keyboard
    PlayF0rGlory: now u my worst enemy
    MATTZOMB: he is an evil cat
    PlayF0rGlory: byt..stfu..I know u bluff all time against me
    MATTZOMB: at least one of the times I had a monster
    PlayF0rGlory: ur skillis is low and predictible
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio View Post
    ur skillis is low and predictible
    there's the T-Shirt, right there
    don't want no tutti-frutti, no lollipop

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