**** Elections thread *****

[BananaStand]

My boss once groped my bicep.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

A gay coworker used to rub his body against me.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

I once stuff a slice of pizza down my passed-out drunk friend's pants.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

My friend once ran his hand up my thigh to freak me out.

SEXUAL ASSAULT

Sadly, in 2018, this is not hyperbole.

[wufwugy]

Sadly, in 2018, this is not hyperbole.

On the bright side, I think we'll exit this hallucination in 20 years.

Or maybe we'll exit it the moment Trump is no longer president. Because, if we're being honest, that's probably where this shit emerges from.

[BananaStand]

Or maybe we'll exit it the moment Trump is no longer president. Because, if we're being honest, that's probably where this shit emerges from.

I've said it before, I'll say it again.

If Hillary were President, Bill O'Reilly would still have a job.