Trump World tour 2018.

First, goes to G7, shows up late, leaves early, claims great success, then turns on Trudeau and rips up joint statement in tweet.

Then, goes to meet KJU. Brags about not preparing, speculates about winning Nobel prize, praises awful dictator to the sky, comes away claiming historic victory, by all accounts accomplished nothing.

Then, visits NATO and immediately starts ripping into them, claims historic meeting when he actually did nothing but stoke fear in his allies that America is now an unreliable ally.

Then,goes to UK, shits all over May and praises her rival, keeps the Queen waiting, and claims great success.

Somehow finds time to go golfing at his golf course in Scotland at taxpayer expense, getting free advertising on top of it.

Next goes to meet Putin, by all accounts doesn't prepare, has secret meeting presumably to discuss if pee tape still exists, then comes out and licks Putin's nutsack in presser, claiming he believes him over his own intel service, brags about election win, and complains (again) about Hillary's emails. Gets in hot water back home, and tries to pretend he meant to say the exact opposite of what he did say and coincidentally, didn't happen to catch his own misstatement and correct it when he said it.

You just can't make this shit up.