Quote Originally Posted by Poopadoop View Post
Wait, you said there's six of you who run the company, no?
Yeah. That's not in dispute.

You were responsible for 1400 people's families having bread on the table?
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I'm a cog in the huge machine that needs to run in order to provide bread.

Oh man, your job sucks even more than I thought.
What did you think before?

Why are you bragging about it then
I wasn't bragging about it. Some uppity monkey started running the prolapsed asshole he calls a mouth talking about how great his job is as lab-bitch, and how he fondly reflects on all the smiles he's caused during his bus-ride home at night. I'm merely pointing out, that a person can find value in a profession that doesn't involve playing with toys all day. Some of us actually like being grown-ups.

if all you do is sit in a cubicle and click buttons in Excel?
I have my own office. It has windows.

And there are ALOT of buttons. That's like telling a pilot "all you do is flick switches and sit on your ass"

How the fuck should I know how much you make?
Well you seem to be supremely confident that $40/hour isn't worth my time.

Most people who act like a big shot make good money.
Yeah, $40/hour is good money. Do you not agree?

As for what I make, it's somewhere between 'enough to keep me out of a live poker room' not enough to sustain a bankrolland 'none of your business'$0
Fixed your post.

Try entering those values into Excel and you'll get an idea.
#DIV/0!

My IQ was enough to get into Oxford
Google says the average there is still 10 points below me.

Where did you go to school?
Life

Also, your Life IQ is too low to see what a sad and pathetic use of your free time live poker is.
So a hobby that generates $40/hour is a sad and pathetic use of free time? What are your hobbies paying? How much does one make being a douchebag demagogue on the internet?

Don't you have any friends?
Does your mom count as a friend? I mean, I spend a lot of time with her, but I wouldn't say there's any respect there.

You have no idea how variance works, do you.
Actually I do. And it's negligible. Lets say you raise to 5BB's and get called by a player with a range of 300 hands. He will call on the flop with only his best holdings, or about 50 hands. You bet half pot on the flop.

Now tell me all about variance buddy. How many hands would I have to play like this for there to be even a 10% chance that I go on even a 100BB downswing? It's virtually impossible!!

What's "Lol" is that you think you have a credible sample size.
Why does sample size even matter?????

There is $30 in the pot. You bet $15. Your opponent folds 75% of the time. What sample size would you need in order to have 100% confidence that the hand is +EV? Serious question, how many times would you have to see that work before you could say definitively that it's a profitable play? What's the requisite sample size??