*** The Official MAGAposting thread ***

[OngBonga]

That tweet that started this convo today was the gov't saying it, Michael Gove, not me.

Well my guess is it's a negotiating tactic then. idk his motivation, but I don't believe it. Do you think firms will just keeping sending their lorries as the queue builds?

[Poopadoop]

Actually, yeah that makes sense. 7000 lorries held up at the border won't cause any problems at all. And, we can still get all that food we import from Brazil. That'll make it all ok.

Oh wait, we don't have a trade deal with Brazil and their trade bloc Mercosur, the EU do. And we won't be in the EU. So I'll guess those ships will have to get their paperwork sorted too before they can unload. With different rules.

Wonder how these preparations are coming along?

#MEGA

[Poopadoop]

Well my guess is it's a negotiating tactic then. idk his motivation, but I don't believe it. Do you think firms will just keeping sending their lorries as the queue builds?

What's the difference to a firm if it's lorry is sitting unloaded in the loading bay or sitting loaded at Dover? At least if it's the latter, you're in the queue.

[Poopadoop]

Well my guess is it's a negotiating tactic then.

We'll have to see. Not sure brinksmanship's gonna work here. Wouldn't be surprised if they tried it though.

[oskar]

37 days.

[Poopadoop]

Trump just told the Proud Boys to monitor the election stations. Presumably they'll show up with guns.

So yeah, he's real interested in democracy.

Also, made another reference to the "forest cities of Europe." Lol, does he think we're a bunch of elves?

[CoccoBill]

https://medium.com/@mikeselinker/a-w...s-cf5b2e980099

5 years ago I would have lolled. A year or two ago I would have rolled my eyes and SMH'd. Now, I think that may be a bit over the top but not a lot. I hope I won't be nodding in agreement by the end of the year.

[Poopadoop]

^^ I think the unknown in all these scenarios is how prepared people actually are to kill their fellow countrymen. The media likes to make it out as if everyone in the US is completely polarised and a significant number are also radicalized. I think the former is true to the extent that a lot of people either love Trump or hate him. I think the latter is vastly overblown. Most people just want to live their lives and make the best of whatever happens.

So a grass roots civil war is unlikely imho. He uses the Russian Revolution as an example, which to me seems silly. People in Russia were working stupidly long hours in factories, then spending most of their "free" time standing in bread lines, while their sons, brothers, fathers were getting chewed up in the trenches. A lot of Americans might hate it if Trump wins, but I seriously doubt they will be at a comparable level of disaffection as led to the Russian Revolution. They are not going to be getting their pitchforks out en masse.

As for secession types of civil war, I don't think they'll be at that point either. I can't even imagine how that could happen. The closest there might be to that is if CA/OR/WA all decide they'd actually prefer to be independent or join Canada or whatever lol.

A Rwandian civil war? Mass genocide? Wtf is he talking about? I didn't get past the headline on that one, but if it's as fantastic as the other scenarios it's almost certainly not going to happen.

Don't know anythng about the Irish Civil War, so didn't read that one either.

[Poopadoop]

The only thing I'm certain of is that if Trump loses, he'll use every trick in the book to stay in power and not have to spend the rest of his life in court/prison. That's scary enough.

[Poopadoop]

I live in a tree.

"In Europe, they live, they have forest cities, they're called forest cities. They maintain their forest, they manage their forest. I was w/ the head of a major country, it's a forest city. He said, 'Sir, we have trees that are far more - they ignite much easier than California'"

Apart from the general gibberishness of this, since when does the head of one country refer to the head of another as "Sir"?

[Poopadoop]

This guy sounds like he just woke up from a coma and turned on the debate last nite lol.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyFoxe/statu...22563133837321

[Poopadoop]

Trump and Melania have covid. Holy shit.

[oskar]

Some people are speculating he's pulling a Bolsonaro and will come back "totally cured" with whatever miracle snakeoil he has a stake in right now. I personally take Hanlon's razor on this one.

Is retardation a comorbidity?

[oskar]

Blessed image!

[Poopadoop]

Is retardation a comorbidity?

Sadly, no. And I say "sadly" without a trace of shame.

But, obesity is. And a diet of mostly cheeseburgers and curly fries can't help either...

[Poopadoop]

Some people are speculating he's pulling a Bolsonaro and will come back "totally cured" with whatever miracle snakeoil he has a stake in right now. I personally take Hanlon's razor on this one.

Stocks of bleach will be soaring!

Some are also saying he's faking the whole thing and will continue on rallies to show how macho he is/how weak the virus is.

My money though is that he actually has it. Hard to imagine how when all he's been doing is holding huge indoor rallies with a bunch of other retards who don't wear masks.

I think there was a report too that the air force scrambled some jets over D.C. a half hour before it was announced he had it. Seems unlikely they'd have the foresight to do that if it was all just a ruse.

[boost]

Stocks of bleach will be soaring!

Some are also saying he's faking the whole thing and will continue on rallies to show how macho he is/how weak the virus is.

My money though is that he actually has it. Hard to imagine how when all he's been doing is holding huge indoor rallies with a bunch of other retards who don't wear masks.

I think there was a report too that the air force scrambled some jets over D.C. a half hour before it was announced he had it. Seems unlikely they'd have the foresight to do that if it was all just a ruse.

Well, the conspiracy, if true, wouldn't need to involve more than a handful of people. Obviously the military has contingencies setup for all this sort of shit. The mobile nuclear command planes that become the operational HQ's in case of a first strike that takes out ground based command were launched too-- the president doesn't order shit like that, it's based on a play book. Commander in Chief incapacitated---> do XYZ

[Poopadoop]

Well, the conspiracy, if true, wouldn't need to involve more than a handful of people. Obviously the military has contingencies setup for all this sort of shit. The mobile nuclear command planes that become the operational HQ's in case of a first strike that takes out ground based command were launched too-- the president doesn't order shit like that, it's based on a play book. Commander in Chief incapacitated---> do XYZ

Yeh it's not completely implausible. Otherwise what kind of conspiracy theory would it be? More inclined to think he caught it breathing in the germs at one of his recent MAGA rallies myself though. Or Hicks caught it there and passed it around the inner circle. Fuck, for all we know Melania caught it from the WH pool boy and gave it to him. I have no idea.

Will be interesting to see what happens.

[oskar]

They're flying him to Walter Reed right now. I'd actually be mad if he dies of this. This would be a way too easy way out for the GOP and his base.

[Poopadoop]

They're flying him to Walter Reed right now. I'd actually be mad if he dies of this. This would be a way too easy way out for the GOP and his base.

Wow.

Half expecting him to tweet that everything is fake news and he's just getting an early jump on next year's medical test of dementia.

[boost]

Yeh it's not completely implausible. Otherwise what kind of conspiracy theory would it be? More inclined to think he caught it breathing in the germs at one of his recent MAGA rallies myself though. Or Hicks caught it there and passed it around the inner circle. Fuck, for all we know Melania caught it from the WH pool boy and gave it to him. I have no idea.

Will be interesting to see what happens.

Yeah, I agree. And now that he's being hospitalized, I think the probability went way down. The play would have been to fake a positive test (with as few people as possible being in on it), then "recover" like it was no big deal. Being hospitalized while claiming he's really fine and it's just an overabundance of caution (while Melania also is apparently doing just fine, but isn't being hospitalized) simply doesn't fit his ideal narrative.

[oskar]

[oskar]

Anyone who walked away from the Bob Woodworth tapes thinking: wow, Trump really did know what this was about, and he downplayed it still. Bullshit. He was trying to impress Woodworth by mirroring an opinion he heard from an expert. He's as dumb as a brick. He literally thought if you don't test there are no cases, and if he doesn't tell people he has covid it might go away and now it has spread so far within the GOP that they might not have enough healthy senators to push their supreme court pick through.

This is just all around fantastic!

[Poopadoop]

Rumour has it he tested +ive before the debate, hid it from the press for two days, went to a WH function on Thurs. and neither he nor anyone in his entourage put on a mask or social distanced the entire time. His family refused to wear masks at the debate, even though they knew he was already (allegedly) infected.

What a bunch of giant fucking morons.

Now there's a big gathering of well-wishers outside the WH also not wearing masks lol. #MAGA

[Poopadoop]

1/3 chance Trump doesn't make it back from covid, according to this guy at least.

https://twitter.com/NAChristakis/sta...07834678157317

[Poopadoop]

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status...71436508372995

Just waiting for the video of Trump doing one-handed pushups in his hospital room.

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status...71436508372995

Just waiting for the video of Trump doing one-handed pushups in his hospital room.

https://twitter.com/PhilipinDC/statu...639481344?s=20

lmfao
What an absolute fucking retard!
This is unbelievable!

Drive around the block to your trash base clapping like seals in a mask-optional crowd... to what end? And that photo op where it took people milliseconds after it was posted to go: that's fucking staged, let's look at the timestamp... yup, staged!
And will someone for once give him a proper fake document to sign so he doesn't have to keep signing blank sheets of printing paper? This is so far beyond parody!

[Poopadoop]

^^ Weekend at Bernie's, Trump style.

You might think that to be on POTUS' medical team you need to be a leader in your area of speciliazation. But nope, apparently you just need to be the kind of ass-kisser that would let the POTUS leave the hospital for a joyride, breathing covid germs all over the secret service forced to sit in the SUV with his retard ass.

And lol at Ronny Jackson tweeting that Trump has no co-morbidities. 'Cause apparently being morbidly obese doesn't count if you just lie about your height and weight.

[Poopadoop]

Some suspicion about that Trump is not breezing thru this the way they're claiming. Some of the drugs they're giving him would only normally be given for serious cases and have potentially serious side effects. Also, reports that his oxygen levels dropped a couple of times. Also, that personal physician of his talks more like a PR person than a doctor. We'll have to wait and see.

[Poopadoop]

lol <3 this guy.

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/sta...03903333380099

[Poopadoop]

Looks like he's gasping a bit for air to me. He does not look well that's for sure.

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/st...55349122719745

[OngBonga]

He's definitely trying to tough it out but he doesn't look as ill as Boris looked. I mean, I really don't know if I even believe they had it.

[Poopadoop]

he doesn't look as ill as Boris looked.

He's also coated in three inches of bronzer and makeup. Boris looked like he had a bad cold, but Trump looks like he just feels like shit and can't catch his breath. Not sure which is worse.

I mean, I really don't know if I even believe they had it.

Hard to see what benefit there would be to faking it though, seeing as both of them acted like they were asking to be infected in the time leading up to catching it. There'd be more sympathy for someone who wasn't downplaying it I think.

[MadMojoMonkey]

I get the schadenfreude of it all, but I still have sympathy for him.

He's a charlatan who was elevated to power. He's still a man. If he's suffering, then I hope he gets better.

[Poopadoop]

I don't get off on watching anyone suffer either, but if someone's death could save thousands of lives it takes on a different meaning to me.

[oskar]

lol he just threatened to nuke the market if he doesn't get re-elected, which he can totally do if the gop doesn't invoke the 25th.
Stock market currently in panic mode.

[oskar]

He's definitely trying to tough it out but he doesn't look as ill as Boris looked. I mean, I really don't know if I even believe they had it.

If he doesn't have it then his TV doctor is the single best actor who has ever lived. I wouldn't have put it past him to fake it, but the way it played out was so incompetent and embarrassing that there's no way any part of it was planned ahead of time.

[Poopadoop]

Self-gaslighting is a thing now apparently.

[Poopadoop]

WH Physician saying Trump now showing "no symptoms." So...he's cured?

Most experts say d7-d11 is when cv hits the hardest. Also saying they can basically make the WH as good as a hospital for a treatment, with some minor limitations. Also saying if Trump goes back to Walter Reed it would be a very bad sign that he's in serious trouble.

7-10d will be this weekend; will be interesting to see what happens.

[oskar]

I guess I was as wrong as I could have been about Biden. Looks like Biden takes all swing states by a significant margin.
Interesting that there are states where Trump leads by 20 points like Arkansas and West Virginia. Maybe some anthropologist can go and find out what's going on over there.

[oskar]

WH Physician saying Trump now showing "no symptoms." So...he's cured?

Most experts say d7-d11 is when cv hits the hardest. Also saying they can basically make the WH as good as a hospital for a treatment, with some minor limitations. Also saying if Trump goes back to Walter Reed it would be a very bad sign that he's in serious trouble.

7-10d will be this weekend; will be interesting to see what happens.

They're still not willing to say when his last negative test was, so it's fairly likely he got it a lot earlier than his positive test indicates.

I actually hope he lives. The GOP is getting nuked. They might lose the senate and their supreme court pick. Plus who knows how much of an arsonist Trump will be post WH.

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...087953920?s=20

Bold strategy

[Poopadoop]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...087953920?s=20

Bold strategy

"This tweet is unavailable."

[Poopadoop]

They're still not willing to say when his last negative test was, so it's fairly likely he got it a lot earlier than his positive test indicates.

There is that, yeah.

I actually hope he lives. The GOP is getting nuked. They might lose the senate and their supreme court pick. Plus who knows how much of an arsonist Trump will be post WH.

As much fun as it would be to see him lose and marry Ivanka in the WH bunker before offing himself, I'm not sure him dying instead wouldn't be a better outcome for the world as a whole.

[Poopadoop]

Imagine the benefit to public health if the world's biggest covid denier actually kicked off from it. The global savings in lives just from people who actually realised wearing a mask was a good idea could run into the tens of thousands.

Either that, or there'd be a civil war in the US over the obvious "coup."

[MadMojoMonkey]

I have a feeling that Trump's going to spend a lot of time in court after his presidency ends.
Having that spotlight on his affairs has exposed a lot of nefarious tax shenanigans, not to mention the obstruction of justice charges that are surely available to press if not against a sitting POTUS.

[oskar]

"This tweet is unavailable."

[oskar]

Imagine the benefit to public health if the world's biggest covid denier actually kicked off from it. The global savings in lives just from people who actually realised wearing a mask was a good idea could run into the tens of thousands.

Either that, or there'd be a civil war in the US over the obvious "coup."

It's hard to make predictions. I think the election results will be conclusive enough to avoid any kind of large scale unrest.

Some Q folks will shoot up some pizza places, and drive their pickup trucks into crowds, but that's probably as far as it'll go.

If Biden loses on election day and wins by mid november, that's a different story.

[Poopadoop]

^ Seems reasonable.

In other news, the LBGTQAIDUO or w/e have appropriated the name ProudBoys on twitter, and so the latter have now changed their name to "Leathermen". lmfao

Why don't they just give up and go with "Incels."

Or maybe it should "Far right closet gheys"?

[Poopadoop]

Trump hasn't shown his face for nearly 48 hours. Can't help but wonder how "recovered" he really is.

[Poopadoop]

Some Q folks will shoot up some pizza places, and drive their pickup trucks into crowds

To be fair, they'll also do that if he wins.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Wait... so now that Jeffrey Dahmer has killed and eaten people, we are entitled to kill and eat people?

Is that what the tweet means?

[MadMojoMonkey]

Oh, no, wait... I get it, now.

Nonsense nonsense rabble rabble.

We are entitled to ask for something the constitution says we have the right to ask, because running for president is exactly that.

[oskar]

Oh, no, wait... I get it, now.

Nonsense nonsense rabble rabble.

We are entitled to ask for something the constitution says we have the right to ask, because running for president is exactly that.

I think Matt Christman had a pretty good take on those trying to interpret Trump saying something like: stop trying to attach meaning, these are just syllables, these are Dutch Schultz's last words.

[boost]

I have a feeling that Trump's going to spend a lot of time in court after his presidency ends.
Having that spotlight on his affairs has exposed a lot of nefarious tax shenanigans, not to mention the obstruction of justice charges that are surely available to press if not against a sitting POTUS.

He could also board a plane to Moscow at 1145a on January 20th. He'd be Putin's ultimate trophy, and he'd get to avoid imminent legal liabilities. The kicker would be if he took Air Force 1. It's crazy that this is only moderate-distance fetched

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/...104023047?s=20

clown paint

[Poopadoop]

This was the highlight for me - so wait, are seniors vulnerable or not vulnerable.

https://twitter.com/CT_Bergstrom/sta...23430213218304

[Poopadoop]

Whoops?

[oskar]

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1316...277455872?s=20

I cautiously called it a state execution. Trump basically confirms that it was. Will be interesting to see if democrats will address this in any substantive way.

[oskar]

[Poopadoop]

He could also board a plane to Moscow at 1145a on January 20th. He'd be Putin's ultimate trophy, and he'd get to avoid imminent legal liabilities. The kicker would be if he took Air Force 1. It's crazy that this is only moderate-distance fetched

Looks like he's setting up his escape...

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/stat...63811737432064

[MadMojoMonkey]

More like he may hide from the American judicial system in some foreign land, now that all his dirty laundry has had a spotlight shone on it, and the evidence of a pattern of criminal behavior including tax fraud and obstruction of justice is just the tip of the iceberg.

[Poopadoop]

Hilarious if true.

https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/s...81640493907975

brb, Imma gonna go try to figure out Boris Johnson's password.

[OngBonga]

Meanwhile, Hunter Biden's computer has allegedly been found to have all sorts of nasties on it.

Naturally, it's probably fake news, but so it what you just posted. As fucking if his password was maga2020. He's the most hated man in the world, his account will be the target of relentless log in attempts. I doubt he even knows his password, he'll likely have a 32-character string of random or something.

[MadMojoMonkey]

Hunter Biden isn't running for POTUS, so who cares even if it's true?

It's not like anyone thinks Biden will be a good POTUS. It's damage control at this point.
We had a few potential candidates that might've been a good POTUS, but they got shoved to the sidelines early, and we're left with Biden.

[oskar]

Exactly. This just makes them look desperate.

It is amazing how weak their strategy is. This whole: Joe Biden is a radical marxist thing is ridiculous, and idk why they thought bringing up nepotism and self dealing would be a good idea while Trumps extended family makes up half the WH staff.

[OngBonga]

I mean, chances are high that they're both absolutely filthy corrupt.

This is going to be an absolute shitshow. I don't think either side will accept defeat, and this will go to court. Buckle up, folks.

[Poopadoop]

I didn't say it was true, I said it was funny if true. Just like it'd be funny if they found furry pron on Hunter Biden's computer. Neither would change my opinion of either person, but I'd still find them funny.

[Poopadoop]

The good thing about Biden is he's old, white, gentile, and male so they can't play any of those cards against him like they could with the others. And he's not progressive (at least not openly), so there's that too.

So basically it's a choice between a vanilla president and a fucking loony. The fact 40% or w/e still prefer a fukcing loony is funny. Though I suppose 45% of the UK preferred an incompetent clown for PM so we can't snicker too much.

(btw, I tried "Boobies" for Johnson's twitter password and it didn't work. So yeah, it's probably fake news).

[OngBonga]

(btw, I tried "Boobies" for Johnson's twitter password and it didn't work. So yeah, it's probably fake news).

Try "Thatcher1925"

[Poopadoop]

Wait, they had incriminating docs on Hunter Biden, so they sent the originals and they got lost??? Nobody thought to take a photo, make a copy, etc.??

Dems playing evil jedi mind tricks on Fox again.

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/sta...15415739441152

[oskar]

The thing is that I can totally believe that they're stupid enough to do that.

[Poopadoop]

That's the benefit of being stupid. You've always got an excuse for why things went wrong.

But, it looks like Rudy is on the case to save the day!

https://twitter.com/davidpakmanshow/...66892257030145

[Poopadoop]

Wait, we found the documents!

No no, you can't see them.

[oskar]

Fortunately The Daily Mail was brave enough to run the story:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...blackmail.html

You won't believe it, but there was porn on the laptop!