*** The Official MAGAposting thread ***

[oskar]

Some people are speculating he's pulling a Bolsonaro and will come back "totally cured" with whatever miracle snakeoil he has a stake in right now. I personally take Hanlon's razor on this one.

Is retardation a comorbidity?

[Poopadoop]

Is retardation a comorbidity?

Sadly, no. And I say "sadly" without a trace of shame.

But, obesity is. And a diet of mostly cheeseburgers and curly fries can't help either...

[Poopadoop]

Some people are speculating he's pulling a Bolsonaro and will come back "totally cured" with whatever miracle snakeoil he has a stake in right now. I personally take Hanlon's razor on this one.

Stocks of bleach will be soaring!

Some are also saying he's faking the whole thing and will continue on rallies to show how macho he is/how weak the virus is.

My money though is that he actually has it. Hard to imagine how when all he's been doing is holding huge indoor rallies with a bunch of other retards who don't wear masks.

I think there was a report too that the air force scrambled some jets over D.C. a half hour before it was announced he had it. Seems unlikely they'd have the foresight to do that if it was all just a ruse.

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Stocks of bleach will be soaring!

Some are also saying he's faking the whole thing and will continue on rallies to show how macho he is/how weak the virus is.

My money though is that he actually has it. Hard to imagine how when all he's been doing is holding huge indoor rallies with a bunch of other retards who don't wear masks.

I think there was a report too that the air force scrambled some jets over D.C. a half hour before it was announced he had it. Seems unlikely they'd have the foresight to do that if it was all just a ruse.

Well, the conspiracy, if true, wouldn't need to involve more than a handful of people. Obviously the military has contingencies setup for all this sort of shit. The mobile nuclear command planes that become the operational HQ's in case of a first strike that takes out ground based command were launched too-- the president doesn't order shit like that, it's based on a play book. Commander in Chief incapacitated---> do XYZ

[Poopadoop]

Well, the conspiracy, if true, wouldn't need to involve more than a handful of people. Obviously the military has contingencies setup for all this sort of shit. The mobile nuclear command planes that become the operational HQ's in case of a first strike that takes out ground based command were launched too-- the president doesn't order shit like that, it's based on a play book. Commander in Chief incapacitated---> do XYZ

Yeh it's not completely implausible. Otherwise what kind of conspiracy theory would it be? More inclined to think he caught it breathing in the germs at one of his recent MAGA rallies myself though. Or Hicks caught it there and passed it around the inner circle. Fuck, for all we know Melania caught it from the WH pool boy and gave it to him. I have no idea.

Will be interesting to see what happens.

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Yeh it's not completely implausible. Otherwise what kind of conspiracy theory would it be? More inclined to think he caught it breathing in the germs at one of his recent MAGA rallies myself though. Or Hicks caught it there and passed it around the inner circle. Fuck, for all we know Melania caught it from the WH pool boy and gave it to him. I have no idea.

Will be interesting to see what happens.

Yeah, I agree. And now that he's being hospitalized, I think the probability went way down. The play would have been to fake a positive test (with as few people as possible being in on it), then "recover" like it was no big deal. Being hospitalized while claiming he's really fine and it's just an overabundance of caution (while Melania also is apparently doing just fine, but isn't being hospitalized) simply doesn't fit his ideal narrative.

[oskar]

Anyone who walked away from the Bob Woodworth tapes thinking: wow, Trump really did know what this was about, and he downplayed it still. Bullshit. He was trying to impress Woodworth by mirroring an opinion he heard from an expert. He's as dumb as a brick. He literally thought if you don't test there are no cases, and if he doesn't tell people he has covid it might go away and now it has spread so far within the GOP that they might not have enough healthy senators to push their supreme court pick through.

This is just all around fantastic!