I have some serious sleeping problems. Earliest I fall asleep is something like 5am and its just been getting worse (almost 8am right now as I type this). I wake up mid-afternoon and I feel like my day has been wasted and feel very unproductive. I start a new job Monday, which requires me to do 8:30-5 five days a week and I have no wtf idea how I am gonna do this. If anyone had similar problems and would share how/if they fixed it, I'll have their baby.

Some ideas that I am thinking right now:

Don't sleep right now, just stay awake until 10-11pm and go to sleep and try to fix sleepy cycle from sunday? Thats just a specific thing for today.

Some general ideas that I am thinking about trying:

Masterbating right before going to sleep? Seems logical to be sleepy afterwards lol
Sleeping pills? If so, what brand, how long before your intended time of waking up should you take it? etc. I am super anti-pill-popping but I am willing to try it if it will help.
Hmmm...working out/adding more physical activity during the day? So that I would get tired and want to pass out? (This one seems unlikely that I would try lol but would it help?)

Yep...das about all the ideas I can think of right now.