Quote Originally Posted by Renton
when i feel an inexplicable urge to play guitar
This is when they physically remove my car keys from my body. I try not to play guitar at parties because I'm all showoffish when I play, and then I get loud and start singing. So it only happens when I'm super trashed and I somehow get the keys and get a guitar from the car.

And no, I dont do coke. I dont know why I grind my teeth. But I grind them sober too but far harder when I start getting drunk.