Would you rather?

[eugmac]

is tossing the salad a euphemism or am I literally tossing his salad?

It means analingus. Oh and let's say for the sake of argument we all live in a really small village and we're all neighbours so there's no driving. If you choose B) there will also be a fraudulent doctored photograph of you performing analingus on bigred, made available to the press.

[BennyLaRue]

for the sake of argument we all live in a really small village and we're all neighbours so there's no driving

Oh, well since we're allowed to stretch reality so far, bigred means Alicia Witt circa 2001, right?

Easy game.