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comment #1:

Seems we have a redditor / imgurian in our midst!

comment #2:

Am I the only one wanting to choose the japanese girl on account of her being the least annoying option? Also I just plain don't like Sasha Grey. Japanese girl could be taught english in fairly short order imo.

I wouldn't take any drugs but definitely would take the alcohol. I think some people in this thread are severely underestimating how fucked up they would be if they did drugs pretty consistently for 10 straight years (maybe pot wouldn't be that bad, but still)..

Other than that I'm sure my choices are relatively std / straightforward; computer, cell, internet, water heater, etc. For food I'd have 2 dishes option. If I got hungry at other times during the day I'd eat the shitty gruel given to me.

Edit: Oh yeah, definitely take the pool and garden, such an obv choice. If I ran out of choices I'd give up the water heater assuming the pool would be warm enough to swim in for most of the year.

Agree on the japanese girl but still think she'd drive you mad. Maybe not as crazy as what wuf is suggesting so maybe she'd be the best pick. I actually have another pick with the anyone you want option but having a real and personal relationship with someone who's schizophrenic I'd have a hard time watching her deteriorate.

As much of an alchy I am I'd say the alchohol would be the worst of the drugs offered up. Interesting that you don't include it as a drug btw. I smoked weed daily from the time I was 15 until I was about 30 so I'd have to disagree with you there.

Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.

I'd be happy with the coke and the sasha grey chick for one night and that's about it.

Also forgot to add the water heater to my list.

[MadMojoMonkey]

1) Computer - obv
2) Water Heater - Comfort trumps everything
3) Yard - It's nice to look at and pretend I might use it sometime
4) Fridge, Oven, & Food - I like to prepare my own food and eat snacks
5) 1 oz of Weed - obv
6) another oz of weed (seriously... only 1 oz... fucking mad scientists!)
7) 2 plates of food - I like to eat food other people make, too
8) Asian Granny - Seems the only sane conversation in the group, other advantages
9) Feynman - Maybe the Asian lady and the pool will interest him enough that he tolerates my nagging questions
10) Puppy - Being exposed to spontaneous cuteness is good for everyone

Anyone who picked lsd would find themselves wishing they hadn't wasted that one after a short period of time, < a year guaranteed. I've eaten more acid in one summer than most have in their lives and can say from experience that eventually you just don't want to do it anymore.

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