Something I should say more often

[Poopadoop]

speculative

Ok, so what happens when there's a murder? Or rape?

[OngBonga]

Ok, so what happens when there's a murder? Or rape?

Community investigates, but their tools aren't things like national databases of fingerprints and DNA, nor a network of different units coordinating with each other, they instead have things like speculation, pitchforks and torches.

[Poopadoop]

Community investigates, but their tools aren't things like national databases of fingerprints and DNA, nor a network of different units coordinating with each other, they instead have things like speculation, pitchforks and torches.

Pretty much, yeah.

[oskar]

Community investigates, but their tools aren't things like national databases of fingerprints and DNA, nor a network of different units coordinating with each other, they instead have things like speculation, pitchforks and torches.

Policemen are magic people who have magic powers that normies don't.

[oskar]

Ok, so what happens when there's a murder? Or rape?

Homicide is a completely different department from the cops that shoot your dog. You can have people who investigate homicide without also paying thugs to harass people for no reason.

[OngBonga]

Homicide is a completely different department from the cops that shoot your dog. You can have people who investigate homicide without also paying thugs to harass people for no reason.

Ok, so the feds can deal with the serious stuff. Fair enough. You're not calling for the abolishment of criminal investigation, so we're not balls out anarchy here. But we still have dickheads fighting each other at pubs, we still have shoplifters and domestic violence. We're gonna waste highly paid feds' time with this?