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 Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Can I just organise my life around Aesop's fables? They have a lot of morality in them and are a lot easier to get through than the Bible.
http://www.taleswithmorals.com/
Wasn't the hare and the tortoise one of his? Load of bollocks. What's the moral of that story? Don't go to sleep a few meters from the end of the race just because you're miles ahead? I tell you what, anyone who needs to learn that lesson should learn the fucking hard way instead of being taught about a race between two poorly matched animals.
I'd prefer a boxing match between a midget and a giant, where the giant turns his back and starts playing to the crowd, so the midget stabs him in the back of the neck. THAT'S a fucking story.
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