This is probably why we're sending boats out to stop them getting into our territorial waters.
We're not actually. They were talking about doing it, but I think it's actually impractical and/or possibly illegal to do so.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.